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A Chicken
1/05/2011 @ 8:55 PM | 0 Comment [s]
A chicken walks into a library, walks up to the counter and says to the librarian “Book, book”.The librarian gives the chicken two books – she puts the books on the chicken’s head – and the chicken walks out of the library. One hour later, the chicken walks back into the library. It walks up to the counter and says to the librarian “Book, book”.The librarian gives the chicken two books and the chicken walks out of the library. An hour later, this happens again. “Book, book”,and the chicken walks out of the library with two books on its head. But this time the librarian thinks, “Hmm, this is strange”so she decides to follow the chicken. She goes out of the library and follows the chicken. The chicken crosses the road, walks along the street, turns the corner, until it comes to the lake. Sitting by the lake is a big, fat frog. The chicken gives the books to the frog and the frog looks at them and says “Read it, Read it”. Label: Jokes A Parrot
@ 8:48 PM | 0 Comment [s]
A man went into a pet shop one day. “I’d like a parrot that talks”, he said.The shop assistant said “I’m sorry sir, but you have to teach your parrot to speak.”So the man bought a parrot and took it home with him. A week later he went back to the pet shop. “My parrot still doesn’t speak”, he said. “Oh, really? Well, perhaps he’s bored. You should buy this little swimming pool. He can have a swim and then he might talk”, explained the shop assistant.So, he bought the swimming pool and went home. The next week the man came back again. “He’s still not talking” he said. “Oh dear. Buy this mirror. He’ll swim in the pool, get out and look at himself, then talk.”So the man bought the mirror and went away. A week later he came back a final time. “My parrot is dead”, he said. “Oh, dear! I’m very sorry about that, sir – but tell me, before he died, did he say anything?” “Yes he did. But only one thing.” “Really? What was that?” “Give me food! Label: Jokes |
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